butterflies-and-lost-skies:

mundusvultdecepi:

billyxransom:

walking-adynaton:

mattypi-mcfrostingeater:

videohall:

If children wrote the movie scripts

I’m crying. There are literally tears.

reblogged it only because of the way she says “basketball”

jfaskl;djfakls;djf

UNREAL SO CUTE

Holy fucking shit

PLEASE

whittenorr:

i just got really fucked up thinking about clouds

• weigh as much as an elephant or a 747 or more but still float
• literally full of electricity much like your standard vibrator
• pisses rain all over us ungrateful bastards
• make cool shapes like rabbits or dongs
• they dont give a fuck where they go they just go to trash shit

props clouds, you’re metal as hell

emkaymlp:

underpony:

Male problems:  When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up

you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts

blackcatula:

This morning I saw written on a gas station readerboard: “Come fill your Growlers here!”

And immediately I whispered back:

friendalyssa:

(Source: 9GAG)

leonmcgann:

it’s not a crime scene

it’s a crime emo

skylerden:

rashkah:

annsileas:

mishethequiche:

aryawaterss:

starkwaters:

castleoflions:

bitch-pudding:

milesjai:

OH MY GOD. YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS.

SHIT

#HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT COMING OH MY GODDDDDD

That is not what I was expecting omg

Holy shit I was not expecting that LOL…

SCREAMS AT MONITOR

(Source: geromykyle)

romulusthread:

panemsrebellion:

romulusthread:

STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT

you are a gay teenage boy

NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN

gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american